Wodban is a god.

He takes the form of a large, thoughtless donkey.

Wodban created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodban, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wodban, he will send minions to preach to you.

Wodban's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Wodban's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never wear indigo corsets.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.