Xemdabzan is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart narwhal.

Xemdabzan created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemdabzan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xemdabzan, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Xemdabzan's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Xemdabzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Hide if seven dogs approach from the west.