Legjaprul is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, caring hyena.

Legjaprul created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legjaprul, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Legjaprul, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Legjaprul's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Legjaprul's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Legjaprul in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not chop down trees.