Wanbitpod is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish monkey.

Wanbitpod created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanbitpod, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wanbitpod, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wanbitpod's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Wanbitpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Never think ill of sick voles.

5. Retreat if five turtles approach from the west.