Jop is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, slow
snail.
Jop created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jop, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Jop, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Jop's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Jop's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Never talk about special relativity.
4. Do not keep eight snakes in a large pit.
5. Do not shave your legs.