Xinvegstik Rillvanfar is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless warg.

Xinvegstik Rillvanfar created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinvegstik Rillvanfar, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xinvegstik Rillvanfar, she will strike you with lightening.

Xinvegstik Rillvanfar's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Xinvegstik Rillvanfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Worship no other gods but Xinvegstik Rillvanfar.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near grasshopers while wearing brown skirts and balancing nine nickel spheres on your hands.

5. Never wear mauve trousers.