Vilbafmut is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, boastful bat.

Vilbafmut created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilbafmut, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vilbafmut, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vilbafmut's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Vilbafmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick birds.

2. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Run away from violet bats, for they are unholy.