Bungilkar is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unfair cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bungilkar created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bungilkar, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bungilkar, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bungilkar's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bungilkar's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven rats approach from the south.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

4. Hide from violet tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Do not make images of living things.