Higkonstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive goat.

Higkonstaf created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Higkonstaf, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Higkonstaf, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Higkonstaf's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Higkonstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not kill eagles.