Sidbumvad Captargcet is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, able dog.

Sidbumvad Captargcet created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidbumvad Captargcet, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sidbumvad Captargcet, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sidbumvad Captargcet's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sidbumvad Captargcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Do not take Sidbumvad Captargcet's name in vain.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near gulls while wearing orange coats.

5. Hide from yellow cats for they are unholy.