Gon is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, benevolent wyvern.

Gon created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gon, he will turn you into a duck.

Gon's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Gon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never think about dark matter near squirrels while wearing yellow shoes and balancing three tin spheres on your neck.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.