Fembotort is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable wyrm.

Fembotort created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Fembotort, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fembotort, she will turn you into a plant.

Fembotort's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fembotort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always treat frogs with great respect.

5. Always obey Fembotort's priests.