Wipbadfed Legrowzig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, vain cobra.

Wipbadfed Legrowzig created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipbadfed Legrowzig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wipbadfed Legrowzig, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wipbadfed Legrowzig's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Wipbadfed Legrowzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Wipbadfed Legrowzig.

5. Never talk about fire.