Tabnibcum is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, wise ferret.

Tabnibcum created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Tabnibcum, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tabnibcum, it will not invite you to parties.

Tabnibcum's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tabnibcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Never paint your legs yellow.

3. Never mention great tits.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not take Tabnibcum's name in vain.