Vedweecet is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome crab.

Vedweecet created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vedweecet, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vedweecet, she will cry a lot.

Vedweecet's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vedweecet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vedweecet.

3. Run away if nine mites approach from the east.

4. You must pray to Vedweecet three times a day.

5. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.