Tanwabnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic hedgehog.

Tanwabnutt created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanwabnutt, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tanwabnutt, it will manifest in front of you.

Tanwabnutt's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tanwabnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured voles.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not listen to music.