Pagbutwot is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humorless mouse.

Pagbutwot created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagbutwot, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pagbutwot, it will be mildly annoyed.

Pagbutwot's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Pagbutwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not shave your arms.