Quagbisscen is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, weak slug.

Quagbisscen created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Quagbisscen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quagbisscen, she will turn you into a rat.

Quagbisscen's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Quagbisscen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not take Quagbisscen's name in vain.