Cubzogfon is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing rhinoceros.

Cubzogfon created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Cubzogfon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cubzogfon, she will turn you into a rat.

Cubzogfon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cubzogfon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never mention mites.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Hide if five badgers approach from the east.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.