Hanbugbon is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hanbugbon created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Hanbugbon, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hanbugbon, he will turn you into a mouse.

Hanbugbon's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hanbugbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near monkeys while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing five zinc spheres on your arms.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Never look at black holes.