Dobgepdonbem Catquillnat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, conceited wasp.

Dobgepdonbem Catquillnat created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobgepdonbem Catquillnat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobgepdonbem Catquillnat, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dobgepdonbem Catquillnat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dobgepdonbem Catquillnat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dobgepdonbem Catquillnat.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dobgepdonbem Catquillnat.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not eat bread.