Mobhenwik is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, stupid mole.

Mobhenwik created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobhenwik, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mobhenwik, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Mobhenwik's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Mobhenwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.