Jinbagbast is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, pitiless slug.

Jinbagbast created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinbagbast, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jinbagbast, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jinbagbast's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Jinbagbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Jinbagbast in the centre of the settlement.

5. Retreat if nine pigs approach from the north.