Lidtikliksomdadyogsad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering toad.

Lidtikliksomdadyogsad created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidtikliksomdadyogsad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lidtikliksomdadyogsad, it will send you a sign.

Lidtikliksomdadyogsad's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Lidtikliksomdadyogsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.