Yarlwodtag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless bee.

Yarlwodtag created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlwodtag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yarlwodtag, she will come to you in dreams.

Yarlwodtag's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Yarlwodtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing red corsets.