Nillbisslarp is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty lizard.

Nillbisslarp created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Nillbisslarp, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nillbisslarp, he will strike you with lightening.

Nillbisslarp's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Nillbisslarp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not keep six tortoises in a large pit.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.