Stigkabgod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, compassionate snake.

Stigkabgod created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigkabgod, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stigkabgod, she will boil you in a big pot.

Stigkabgod's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Stigkabgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

3. Always help whales.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Stigkabgod in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never pour water over plants.