Jipcibpit is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered cow.

Jipcibpit created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipcibpit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jipcibpit, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Jipcibpit's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Jipcibpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never mention pigs.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Never talk about voles.