Cedtaprut is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unjust goat.

Cedtaprut created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedtaprut, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cedtaprut, it will turn you into a goat.

Cedtaprut's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cedtaprut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Cedtaprut in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Cedtaprut on top of all buildings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not laugh in public.