Stragguppag is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, ruthless otter.

Stragguppag created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragguppag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stragguppag, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Stragguppag's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Stragguppag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Do not hurt whales.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat bark.