Tanhakflamlist is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful squirrel.

Tanhakflamlist created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanhakflamlist, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tanhakflamlist, she will destroy your home solar system.

Tanhakflamlist's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tanhakflamlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Tanhakflamlist loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect your elders.