Bogtadkar is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, almighty skunk.

Bogtadkar created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogtadkar, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bogtadkar, it will jump up and down on your head.

Bogtadkar's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bogtadkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Do not commit murder.