Daglat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing human.

Daglat created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Daglat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Daglat, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Daglat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Daglat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never pour water over plants.