Benmobfumflatdodfarvadtab is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil walrus.

Benmobfumflatdodfarvadtab created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benmobfumflatdodfarvadtab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Benmobfumflatdodfarvadtab, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Benmobfumflatdodfarvadtab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Benmobfumflatdodfarvadtab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Always take life seriously.