Hogdagmat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omniscient salamander.

Hogdagmat created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogdagmat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hogdagmat, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hogdagmat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hogdagmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near foxes.

2. Worship no other gods but Hogdagmat.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.