Wapcusspog Wapkenhin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciless cat.

Wapcusspog Wapkenhin created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapcusspog Wapkenhin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wapcusspog Wapkenhin, it will try to impress you with trees.

Wapcusspog Wapkenhin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Wapcusspog Wapkenhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. You must pray to Wapcusspog Wapkenhin nine times a day.