Quillbonsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a small, humane armadillo.

Quillbonsaf created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillbonsaf, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quillbonsaf, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Quillbonsaf's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Quillbonsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Always help sick shrews.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.