Stertapsug is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast crocodile.

Stertapsug created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stertapsug, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stertapsug, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stertapsug's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Stertapsug's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.