Pagbonjapnur is a god.

She takes the form of a small, overgenerous frog.

Pagbonjapnur created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagbonjapnur, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pagbonjapnur, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pagbonjapnur's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pagbonjapnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Pagbonjapnur on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.