Liknartvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, weak swan.

Liknartvonk created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Liknartvonk, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Liknartvonk, he will have a low opinion of you.

Liknartvonk's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Liknartvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sharks.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Never think about special relativity near nematodes while wearing black scarves and balancing four platinum spheres on your hands.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.