Wegtifpop is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome hyena.

Wegtifpop created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegtifpop, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wegtifpop, he will remove you from existence.

Wegtifpop's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Wegtifpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of goats.

2. You must pray to Wegtifpop eight times a day.

3. Always obey Wegtifpop's priests.

4. Wegtifpop loves voles, so they must be respected.

5. Run away from violet monkeys, for they are unholy.