Limlatlib is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, astonishing mink.

Limlatlib created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Limlatlib, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Limlatlib, she will turn you into a snail.

Limlatlib's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Limlatlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Worship no other gods but Limlatlib.

5. Run away if five dolphins approach from the east.