Liktan is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, dishonourable parrot.

Liktan created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Liktan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Liktan, he will curse you with boils.

Liktan's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Liktan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Liktan.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Liktan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not cook food in pots.