Geddothug Vabtailmab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane centaur.

Geddothug Vabtailmab created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Geddothug Vabtailmab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Geddothug Vabtailmab, she will strike you with lightening.

Geddothug Vabtailmab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Geddothug Vabtailmab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Geddothug Vabtailmab loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not hurt snails.