Vogpib Ligflampodhigrowdonhapcub is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, staggering crow.

Vogpib Ligflampodhigrowdonhapcub created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogpib Ligflampodhigrowdonhapcub, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vogpib Ligflampodhigrowdonhapcub, it will not invite you to parties.

Vogpib Ligflampodhigrowdonhapcub's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Vogpib Ligflampodhigrowdonhapcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill moths.

2. Never talk about special relativity near cats while wearing mauve corsets.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.