Car is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, generous wyvern.

Car created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Car, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Car, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Car's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Car's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Car on top of all buildings.