Appbapquart Xucmilget is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent penguin.

Appbapquart Xucmilget created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appbapquart Xucmilget, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Appbapquart Xucmilget, he will strike you with lightening.

Appbapquart Xucmilget's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Appbapquart Xucmilget's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine dogs approach from the west.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Appbapquart Xucmilget loves geese, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always help sick bats.