Flygepkap is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, contented mink.

Flygepkap created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flygepkap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flygepkap, it will turn you into a mole.

Flygepkap's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Flygepkap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine ducks approach from the north.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about grasshopers.

4. You must pray to Flygepkap three times a day.

5. Always treat sharks with great respect.