Gantippanlog Ruttamcub is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, awesome unicorn.

Gantippanlog Ruttamcub created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gantippanlog Ruttamcub, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gantippanlog Ruttamcub, he will not care at all.

Gantippanlog Ruttamcub's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Gantippanlog Ruttamcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never wear brown rings.

3. Never think ill of sick shrews.

4. Never talk about dark matter near frogs while wearing orange stockings.

5. Do not speak about bread.