Cabyimdun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, witty horse.

Cabyimdun created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabyimdun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cabyimdun, it will turn you into a rat.

Cabyimdun's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cabyimdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must pray to Cabyimdun nine times a day.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not cook food in pots.